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5) It?s our last chance。 Most of us will be going away for the summer; and after that; it?s off to
college。This is it 。
Before you get too crazy and do something you might regret; you?ll need to decide whether you
and your boyfriend are devoted enough to have a long…distance relationship throughout the
summer and on into college。 Imagine yourself surrounded by tan hunks in Billabong surf shorts;
with sandy bare feet; offering you rides in their vintage Cabriolets。 Imagine hot campus prepsters
in only their cute mint…green…and…white polka…dotted J。Crew boxers; on their way to the showers
in your coed dorm。 Will you honestly be able to resist? Why not save yourself the pain of a
torturous; drawn…out breakup by breaking up now? Then treat yourself to a meaningless fling with
that shy; adorable geek you went to ballroom dancing school with in fifth grade who?s not such a
geek anymore。 You?ve got absolutely nothing to lose。 And while you?re at it; why not at
leastpretend to be nice to the stringy…haired; bucktoothed girl you forgot to invite to your birthday
party in seventh grade and every birthday party you?ve had since。 That way she can point to your
picture in the yearbook and brag to all her new pals at Mt。 Hollyhock or whatever dorky college
she?s going to next year; ?See this cool chick here? She was one of my best friends!? But never
mind trying to rekindle old romances and repair messed…up friendships。
I don?t know about you; but I?ve got a major fashion crisis on my hands。 Most of the private
girls? schools take their graduation ceremonies extremely seriously。 The girls must wear long
white dresses; white gloves; and white shoes。 It?s li